Saturday 9: I Started a Joke

1. Tell us a joke that you think is funny. If you don't tell jokes tell us why.
A burglar broke into a house one night. He was shining his flashlight around, looking for valuables, when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, 'Jesus is watching you.' Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. 'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?' 'Moses,' replied the bird. 'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?' The bird said, 'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

2. Where do you buy most of your clothes?
I buy anywhere. I'm really not that brand conscious.

3. Which famous person would you like to meet? Why?
Mother Teresa, I want to learn more from her. Her selfishness, patience and determination to help the poor, the outcasts and the sick inspire me to do better.

4. What is your ultimate ambition?
Have my own farm and/or beach as well as to be able to do more charitable works.

5. Do you like to live in the area of your country or would you prefer something a little different?
I like my country but I also like to travel from time to time.

6. Has a newspaper or television reporter ever interviewed you? If so, what were the circumstances and what did you think when you read or saw what you said?
No, thank goodness.

7. What was the last CD/mp3 album that you purchased? How did you like it?
The Journey's Revelation with Arnel Pineda as their lead singer.

8. Write down 5 songs you often listen to or that mean a lot to you.
Sweet Baby by Stanley Clarke and George Duke
Just Once by James Ingram
What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstong

my current faves:
Trouble is a Friend by Lenka
Bad Romance by Lady Gaga

9. Do you are your partner usual begin intimacy?
Can't understand this question..argh!!

lol on #1. I like "What a Wonderful World," too. I think #7 is actually "do you or your partner usually begin intimacy." If you still don't get that, you're too young! LOL.
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Love the Jesus/Moses joke :)

Have a great Saturday!
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Loved the joke. What A Wonderful Life is such a lovely song.

Happy Saturday :)